Danielle Derek, Alexia Moore, Brianna Costello, Lena Li, Karen Fisher. Scoreland Girls
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Scoreland Girls. Danielle Derek, Alexia Moore, Brianna Costello, Lena Li, Karen Fisher.
Danielle Derek (left): “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.” Alexia Moore (right): “Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”
Brianna Costello: “I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle.”
Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”
Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”
The return of the worst pick-up lines ever said to SCORE Girls
Because you can’t keep a bad pick-up line down for long…
SCORE Girls have heard every cheese-encrusted line in the big book of pick-up quips, much more than any average girl. Here’s a few more ’cause it can’t hurt any more than it already does. Bad beyond human understanding.
The pick-up game has become a cottage industry over the past decade. There’s no shortage of online pick-up gurus trying to sell guys their game for a few bucks. They go way beyond spouting a few opening lines. Today, it’s handled like a science. Worthy of a story in SCORE?
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Sophie Mae from Scoreland
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Sophie Mae from Scoreland
Sophie Mae has a very nice set o’ ripe tomatoes.
Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.
So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:
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Mams
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Blouse Bunnies
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Cans
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Bazookas
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Sweater Puppies
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Cum Cushions
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Yum Yums
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Happy Headlights
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Bingos!
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Floppers
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Whoppers
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The Twins
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Perks
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Bazoombas
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Penis Padders
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Dairy Depot
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Jigglies
I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)
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Angelina Castro shows off her new rack, Part 2
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Angelina Castro shows off her new rack, Part 2
In Part 2 of this very long, very impromptu Blog video, Angelina shows us what she’s wearing, warns women everywhere that she’s going to steal their men and talks about her life as a hostess on Spanish-speaking TV. This is something we have to see very soon. Meanwhile, we’ll content ourselves with this very hot hardcore video of Angelina and her new tits fucking and sucking at SCOREVideos.com. The star of Busty Slut Expo sucks cock deep and takes a big cock deep in her shaved pussy. Which just goes to show you that the more things change, the more they say the same.
Part 3 soon. Enjoy.
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Angelina Castro shows off her new rack. Scoreland.com and SCOREVideos.com
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Angelina Castro shows off her new rack. Scoreland.com and SCOREVideos.com
Angelina Castro before…
Angelina Castro now
I’ve always said that Spanish-speaking television is better than English-speaking television in the United States. On English-speaking television, you might get occasional glimpses of cleavage. On Spanish-speaking TV, it’s all-cleavage, all-G-strings, all-legs all the time! Those Latina TV hostesses have absolutely no qualms about showing off just about every inch of their bodies on broadcast TV. Remember busty, bootylicious Iris Chacon? These days, there’s a whole slew of girls, younger and older, who are following Ms. Chacon’s horny, exhibitionist lead.
Angelina Castro (Scoreland.com) is one of them, but she’s one of the few Latina TV hostesses who doesn’t just tease. She delivers. You can see her fucking in the DVD Busty Slut Expo (she really is a busty slut). And now you can see her with her super-sized chest (and using it to get a cock hard and ready for her mouth and pussy) in a new video at SCOREVideos.com. Yes, Angelina, who had been a DDD-cupper, is now a G-cupper and a full-fledged SCORE Girl. Her ass seems to have gotten bigger, too, although maybe that’s just a very fortunate optical illusion.
Anyway, it’s not surprising that this saucy Cuban is a TV hostess because she definitely knows how to talk. I was actually having a regular conversation with Angelina when she started going off a mile-a-minute and I realized, “Hey, maybe this would be a good time to pick up the Blog camera.” So I did. Turned out that Angelina had so much to say, we had to chop this Blog video into three parts. So, Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow, Part 3 Sunday. Watch it. Then head over to SCOREVideos.com and jack to Angelina’s new and improved rack!
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Cherry Brady! Scoreland girls
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Cherry Brady! Scoreland girls
Scoreland.com <– CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
Hello everyone! Guess where I am? I am sitting in the SCORE Studio right this second! It has been a super long time since I have been here. Everything still looks the same except for a few new faces that I hadn’t seen before. Like there is this super-sexy editor named Maria here now. She’s cute and smart and I hope to see more of her later!
Anyway, I am here because I always get a lot of V-Men asking me when I am going to shoot for SCORE again and do another video or pictorials. Apparently, you all are getting tired of jacking off to the same old stuff! So, I am here to bless V-Men with brand-new, 100% NEW jack-off material guaranteed to make you shoot to the ceiling! At least I like to imagine my V-Men shooting their loads to the ceiling.
Where have I been, you ask? I’ve been on lots of adventures. I did some water skiing, motorcycle riding, scuba diving, (a little muff diving) I baked a pie, went to K-Mart a couple of times. And doing all the things good girls aren’t supposed to do (again). You know, the normal adventurous stuff. The important thing is the present. I am here and ready to start new adventures.
Speaking of which, I’m off to the set! I’ll be here for a few days, so if you have any comments, questions, etc., send them along! And I’ll see you VERY soon.
Love, Cherry
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Scoreland Big Tits. A Tale Of Two Titties: The Natalie Fiore Story
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Scoreland Big Tits. A Tale Of Two Titties: The Natalie Fiore Story
Once upon a time, The SCORE Group was contacted by a lovely brunette named Natalie Fiore who told us that she found our site online, had ogled the hotties and wanted to share her 36DDDs with the world. So we flew to the Caribbean, and Natalie wowed us with her lovely jugs and her full, dark dugs, and all was well in the land. The photographers loved her, we loved her and we are pretty sure that all of you love her, too.
So, a few years later, we get a call from our favorite irresistible Frenchie, Natalie, and she told us that she wanted to share her tits with us again, only now, they were G-cups and even more awesome than before. Naturally, we thought she was pulling our (third) leg, but lo and behold, her boobs were bigger and even more epically jackable than before. So we snapped away, and you jacked away, and all was right in the land, again.
So, a year later, we got a call from, yeah you guessed it, Natalie. And this time she told us…wait for it…that her tits were EVEN bigger and that she wanted to show them off AGAIN. (This lady is a giver, eh?) So we flew to the Bahamas and WHAMMO! Her huge H-cup tits assaulted our vision and we silently high-fived the titty gods in supplication. So we shot her and you can check her out in the upcoming Sept. ‘10 issue of V-Mag. And we will all live happily ever after!
So, yeah, Natalie Fiore should receive some sort of Noble (HOT!) Piece (of ass!) Prize for her incredible contribution to SCOREciety. And because I love this pretty dame and her incredible rack, I am going to show you the evolution of her natural wonders in photos. Yes, like a photo essay, if you will. Why? Because pictures speak a thousand words.
xoxox
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eboobstore.com The all-natural issue of SCORE now at your favorite news rack
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
eboobstore.com The all-natural issue of SCORE now at your favorite news rack
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ‘10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.
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The Top 10 DVDs at the eBoobStore.com
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
The Top 10 DVDs at the eBoobStore.com
The Top Ten SCORE Group DVDs for June 2010 are:
1) Maximum Minka
2) More To Fuck
3) 60Plus Milfs
4) The Best of XL Xtra
5) K-Jugs
6) The Breast of SCORELAND
7) All Stacked All Natural
8) Chocolate Stuffed Milfs
9) The Breast of Stacked & Packed
10) SCORE Best of The Decade
Huge boobs and MILFs dominated in June. Several busty solo collections such as All Stacked All Natural (with Jenna Valentine) still remain strong, an example that hardcore is not the be-all, end-all these days despite all the XXX all over the place today. Continued proof that a lot of guys don’t want to see titties with hairy man-asses (a necessary evil in hardcore). Two new arrivals, Super Sized Rides #2 and Best of the Boob Cruise, are trailing the top ten.
Have a look around the eBoobStore today and check out the streaming trailers for these hot DVDs. There’s lots more to explore too. A downloadable PDF version of the newest printed catalog we mail every quarter has just been added. FYI, the eBoobStore is operated by SCORE at SCORE, not by call-center people 3000 miles away, like that huge computer company that’s made my life miserable.
Reality TV blows so we made our own show.
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Scoreland Big Tits. Hookers vs. Strippers…you make the call!
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Scoreland Big Tits. Hookers vs. Strippers…you make the call!
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A good stripper, like Carmen Hayes, doesn’t even have to put out to make a living. All she has to do is show her goods. v A street hooker like Puma Swede will come right to your door. Now that’s service with a smile.
Elliot James and I were having this discussion at lunch the other day, which is not surprising because we have discussions like this every time we have lunch. We were walking through the parking lot to the local burger joint when we saw a woman standing by her car wearing a dress shirt as a dress. Long legs, fuck-me pumps and, of course, big tits. I say big tits because otherwise, Elliot and I wouldn’t have noticed.
“She’s dressed like a hooker,” Elliot said.
“That’s a good thing,” I said.
“Of course.”
It is a known fact that men love hookers and strippers. But which one do we love more?
Strippers, of course, will show you the goods. And they ply their trade in a relatively secure environment. And what they’re doing is, mostly, legal. Lap dances are legal in most places, even if you bust your nut, and what’s even better is that you don’t have to worry about contracting an STD when a stripper is giving you the grind.
Hookers, of course, are dangerous but sexy. It’s no wonder that we have a website called BigTitHooker.com. Check it out. They provide curbside service. But, of course, hooking, especially street-hooking, is illegal in most of the world. And when you let a stranger get into your car, you never know what you’re getting into before you get into whatever you’re getting into. I think a lot of us just like seeing hookers, even if we’re not planning to partake of their services.
Anyway, hookers vs. strippers…you make the call!
Scoreland.com <– HERE FOR DETAILS
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Eva Notty moisturizes her tits. Scoreland.com
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
Eva Notty moisturizes her tits. Scoreland.com
Eva Notty only on SCORELAND.
“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty
Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.
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Scoreland.com porn blog
By ronaldick | July 21, 2010
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn’t even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.
One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.
But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).
Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.
Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.
But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”
“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 
There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?
Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?
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